“The men placed Winston in the front passenger seat — Kate said he was the only passenger.”

I’ve seen every Rocky movie multiple times, because my kid loved Rocky the way only a kid with autism can love something- with the intensity of 1000 suns. He’s still asleep right now and doesn’t know there’s a new Rocky movie. He’ll say he’s over it, but I’ve also caught him watching Super Mario videos lately.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Man, I get why Drew asked the question on twitter now.

Yes, the $3 that the USFL won in the judgement wasn’t quite enough to keep them afloat

Also abandoned: commas.

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

See I just don’t get this. Rushmore fucking wrecked me, on a deep, emotional level. It’s about a kid’s illusions falling apart, and realizing he can’t have what he wants. It’s quite brutal. People mistake the fantasy and unrealism in Anderson’s films for emotional detachment but they’re about people trying to make…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Speaking as someone who likes neither rap nor heavy metal - yeah, you’re a Nancy Grace-haircut come to life. You’re the phrase “let me speak to your manager” taken shape as a person.

You suck.

She apologized and turned it off. Does she really need to be fired? The article also mentions that the song was on during a busy period, they probably didn’t even notice it. Your defense of this asshole tells me that you are also someone that I would never wish to encounter.

She apologized, turned the song off, and offered him a free muffin. It should have ended there. But no, the man who thinks free speech is peachy when it’s hate speech just had to get these two people fired. Fuck him.

No child left behind. Except for the ones that should’ve been dropped off at the pool, instead.

Bryan Erickson, director of AM programming for iHeartMedia Houston, didn’t respond for comment.

+1 for the best “too soon” burn I’ve seen on here.

On the 2nd floor there was a daycare center. 15 children were killed.

Piss off, ghost.

This is exactly how the people who’ve greenlit the last 6 years’ worth of DC movies think.