ESPN just aired a segment featuring a highlight reel of just the home runs from last night. It lasted 6 1/2 hours.

You’ve got to be kidding. You think that hit was about protecting HIS LEGS? You’re a fucking moron.

Ahh. Yes. And if that slut didn’t want to be raped she should have worn a longer skirt.

Yeah! Some rich people moved their businesses around, so fuck Flacco.

you’re not a millenial, you’re a dick

“Amateurs.”

LaVar, seriously: you’re embarrassing yourself right now

A) neither one of them, Lonzo or Lavar, has a shoe deal. Making your own shoe isn’t a “deal” it’s a production line.

Doesn’t that make it even worse? His kid, who according to him will be the greatest basketball player of all time, got completely owned by a guy who isn’t enough of a star to have his own shoe.

“You don’t even have your own shoe.”

You think saying “you may make tens of millions of dollars at a game I wanted to be good at but was horrible at, but I spent my own money making a shoe that everyone laughs at” is a good own?

Nice burner, Hassan

This is not a good take.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

The fuck you bringing me into this for?

You spelled “Obummer” incorrectly.

A take dumb enough that it can only come from a trump supporter.

There are also few people in the world more qualified to assess Harden’s leadership.

doesn’t come close to the original in exploring things like what it means to be human or how memory shapes us.

In this spirit, I wish Blade Runner 2049 was more willing to dispense with nostalgia.