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pkellen2313
8/29/19
4:34 PM
125

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

8/26/19
4:54 PM
93

Penn State has a long history of pressuring people to do things before they’re ready. 

6/12/19
4:34 PM
460

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

6/10/19
3:37 PM
492

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

11/15/18
3:40 PM
7

“Whatever who decides to do, we’ve had great years together.”

7/19/18
6:35 PM
93

The NFL rule forbids players from sitting or kneeling if they are on the field or sidelines during the national anthem, but allows them to take a knee if they’re attempting to catch a ball that Ryan Tannehill has bounced ten fucking yards in front of them.”

5/18/18
1:26 PM
246

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

5/3/18
12:54 PM
20

No child left behind. Except for the ones that should’ve been dropped off at the pool, instead.

4/28/18
11:19 AM
27

To answer the eternal fanboy question: Greedo shot first. But only because Russell wasn’t there.

4/3/18
7:08 PM
114

I’m sure there’s a couple Mavericks employees who could describe, in incredibly graphic detail, exactly what Noel did to himself.

3/27/18
12:14 PM
370

Holly Holm once knocked her into next week and she certainly doesn’t want to experience that again.

2/26/18
9:09 AM
406

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

1/16/18
3:59 PM
54

I’d love to see them go at it again. But as we’ve learned, when it comes to Chris Paul, there’s almost never a round two.

11/6/17
5:27 PM
186

And with that, Jalen Ramsey became the first player to actively try to get into the Bengals locker room.