pkellen2313
pkellen2313
11/7/19
2:37 PM
47

May I give some friendly, well-intentioned advice to all the candidates for the Democratic Presidential nomination? SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP ABOUT HOW SHITTY ALL YOUR PRIMARY OPPONENTS ARE, AND DO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. Read more

10/21/19
12:42 PM
13

I’m not sure what I love more about this comment: That you have managed to take a post that has nothing to do with another team entirely and and make it all about the Eagles somehow, or that you are in here saying the Eagles should have given up on Carson Wentz, after his second (MVP-caliber) season in favor of a Read more

9/25/19
10:24 AM
432

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

8/26/19
4:54 PM
94

Penn State has a long history of pressuring people to do things before they’re ready. 

6/29/19
11:12 AM
195

Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a thousand other doors get slammed in your face.

6/12/19
4:34 PM
460

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

6/12/19
12:38 PM
5

Yeah, having the coffee information just below that story is a little off.

6/12/19
12:14 PM
76

It’s tough to spot, and it’s subtle, but if you know how to read *just* between the lines of his quote, where he specifically directs his comment at the Celtics, you can see that he is, in fact, talking about the Celtics.

6/11/19
10:49 AM
97

All I can say is that Bob Myers’s press statement which began with him tearfully sorta explaining what happened by using words and phrases like “there were experts,” “multiple MRIs,” “multiple doctors,” and “cleared to play” by “collaborative decision” sounded an awful lot like a random corporate executive explaining Read more