I will remember your invaluable legal advice next time I shoot a gun at a condom.

I know this is an immensely easy analogy, but this season reminded me of a mediocre, high priced tasting menu.

I've literally never seen that complaint, so I do wonder where you hang out and with whom...

I’m a huge restaurant nerd. When I lived in Manhattan, a Michelin star restaurant was basically my Cheers, and I was friends with the whole staff because I was there several times a week.

Hey, I’m one of the first guys to clock whether a movie passes Bechdel, but I really don’t think a movie about Roman gladiators is where I’d go to find nuanced gender politics.

Carmy is the least interesting part of this show at this point, change my mind. Maybe that’s the point, but it’s still exhausting. 

“His administration absolutely has other, policy-driven selling points”

But they have a candidate who can’t articulate them.  It doesn’t really matter how strong your case is if the guy who has to deliver them can’t string the words together.  And while Trump is barely coherent too, he gets enough shit to stick that it…

Incredible episode. 

I was definitely not expecting a B- grade for this one. I was mesmerized the entire episode. It was an easy A for me. I thought it was utterly brilliant.

Actually, it’s going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

So it’s less that “he is survived by his children” and more “his children survived him.”

Sadly, the only shocking part of hearing he was found dead in his home is that Shifty Shellshock was a homeowner.

When are they going to accept that Dakota Johnson can’t act, let alone carry a movie as the lead?

Forget it, LaRue, this is Polynesiantown

Today they are sad tissues.

During the first episode of this season, I thought Kristin was a bit stiff and unsure of herself. But she soon found her sea legs. And by last night’s episode, I was like “Padma Who?”

Danny was so good he needed an extra challenge, “I bet I can win this Finale with Manny as my sous”

Kinda fitting that Manny screwed up one last time and it may have been the deciding factor, as it forced Danny to pivot to another ingredient that ended up being a highlight of his final dish. 

What’s even the point of this movie if it doesn’t feature explicit sex scenes between Jodie Comer and Austin Butler?