Jesus Christ. You’re going to Hell. And so am I for laughing.

You mean apart from Rachel and Leon’s obsession with photographs as a substitute for memories, and the huge pile of old photos Rachel has to move to read the sheet music on Deckard’s piano?

Yeah, the lack of Ex Machina on this list has put me in a very aggravated mood for my day.

I expected to see Ex Machina about halfway through the list. When it still hadn’t shown up by the time I reached the top 5, I thought “Wow, is Ex Machina gonna be in the top 5? Bold move AVClub.”

It’s like you’re actively trying to sound as dumb as possible. My favorite part was when he made fun of your for parroting words without actually even knowing what they mean, and you responded by once again referring to him as a word that weve already established you don’t actually know the meaning of.

And yet you seem plenty worried about being teased.

I’m not teasing, I’m calling you an idiot.

Big alpha boy make big alpha comment.

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

Using “kid”, bad stats, and an aversion towards uppercase letters, full words, punctuation, and sentence structure?

I mean, it’s cute that you can cherrypick one stat that makes him look not terrible on defense (which he was bad at 3 years ago!), but that shot blocking prowess isn’t much help when the guys he’s defending know he can’t switch or get through picks fast enough to close out on a corner 3, which is how he ended up with…

...yes, the air quality in Cleveland ranks as one of the nation’s most polluted.

Oh, bless your heart.

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

Right, exactly. Who can forget that South Bend was once a part of Ireland, and that we slaughtered the Irish who’d lived there since before recorded history? And that we forced the few survivors to live on reservations while we grew rich off the fat of their land?

You are the living embodiment of the “white moderate” stumbling block in MLK’s famous Birmingham Prison letter.

+ 1,000,000 for not traveling (once on the concrete)

“Put the hole in the bag, man. Every time.”

TIFF is the best.