Best hallway fight of all time is in the Korean film Old Boy.

Fuck off with your poignant analysis and astute observations. Give me non-sequitur, absurdist humor or get lost.

That’s the twist!

Ether became a verb after Nas created a song called “Ether” that destroyed Jay-Z lyrically and physiologically. It is one of the best rap dis tracks ever made. So much so that “Ether” became part of the Hip Hop lexicon meaning destroying one’s credibility. An “attempted” ethering doesn’t count.

Well, at least the Warriors are 4 to 3 over the Cavs in something.

I was egged one time on Halloween and now I assault every person I see in a costume. I get where she is coming from.

I can appreciate her reasoning. I was once egged and suddenly all of my feelings about Justin Bieber were reaffirmed.

The other similarity with the 94-95 team was that douche-canoe Coach K conveniently bailed on that team too, the moment he realized it was a dumpster fire like this year’s is.

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.

That’s the problem these days in a nutshell: too many dumbshits triggered by civility.

If this happened after a Cowboys home game Jerry Jones would be getting final approval from the Arlington city council for a new stadium by now.

So why doesn’t he call her out on it? Fuck decorum and politeness. Look where that has gotten us. I would like to think I would be following up on that. “really lady? We need guns in schools to defend children from grizzly bears? This is honestly something you believe? And in believing that you think you are qualified…

Lol, you admitted to watching PTI every day.

If you have trouble figuring out what level of your participation is welcome when the FAQ specifically says:

Well, shit....you can’t blame Klay.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

I will never understand why hockey fans give a shit about a player’s ability to fight. It’s like placing some importance on a left tackle’s ability to play beer pong.

Good luck finding a hockey player in Georgia.

Or you’re at Arby’s