Agent: My client, a player for the Cleveland Browns, steadfastly denies being a part of something so incredibly heinous.

As much as Nick Saban may want to redeem himself at the NFL level, I don’t think ten bucks will be enough to pry him away from Alabama.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

Nah, he does play D—-and actually very good D, when he’s isolated against Lebron, which is the most irritating thing—it says to me that when he feels like putting in the effort, Melo can actually defend.

Justice Garland is out indefinitely.

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

This game went a long way in the healing process...

“There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do.”

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Yeah, all the people who talk about her bright future outside of MMA seem to forget she’s just not very likable as a person. Being the unstoppable force in the octagon was her sole selling point and now that’s just irreversibly gone with a second loss even more crushing than the first. I don’t think she could pull a…

You sound fun

Counterpoint: Ryan Gosling is fine and all of those movies are fine or good.

I used to not like Ryan Gosling, but he is very good in both the nice guys and La La Land. In La La Land is singing and dancing is not great (I think its fine), but he is very charming, has excellent comedic timing, and has fantastic chemistry with Emma Stone.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

Lena Dunham? Leon Durham? Larry Doby?

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.