Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Brown not calling Noel’s name is just another attack in the continuing War on Christmas.

“Are You Kidding Me? I’m Blind.”

I walked out of the movie with my brother, got into the car, turned to him and said, “They fucking killed everyone. I bet that guy sitting next to me with his 10-year-old is going to have fun explaining that.”

the “don’t hit a woman” is well understood in our society. Calling for equal rights as women because you are a buck 50 is seriously the weakest shit I have ever heard. Holy hell go lift a fucking weight and stop being a complete and utter pussy. Jesus dude.

I’m getting my first mandolin tomorrow off of a dude from craigslist! Either that or I’m getting murdered tomorrow. Hoping for the former.

Can you add Rent-a-Car to your name please?

That gave me a thought. I hope every coach, sideline reporter, and player who’s not dressed out wears a Sager-like sport coat tonight. That would be a nice tribute.

R.I.P., guy who rode a horse whipping it while it did all the work.

I thought Lane Kiffin was the only one who fell upwards.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

“Trouble With The Lumbar Nerve”

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Not too soon. Just not that funny.

Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

One of the few courts where being white is a disadvantage.

Ugh- your last line. You were doing so well!