Says the very prolific Deadspin commentor.

I scream

You actually don’t know what you’re talking about.

LeBron is way the best basketball player in the world, and has been for every moment of his NBA career.

Hey dude, stick to cooking recipes! Just kidding. Great post, but you don’t need the video replay. We Warriors fans see it every time we close our eyes.

We can give this a rest now.

burrito bowls are for pussies who “don’t need all those carbs”

Can we please give Cleveland a few days before we have to deal with this bullshit again?

Last night was amazing. I went downtown to watch the game. I’ve never been with a more electric crowd and when they won it was louder than any place I’ve ever been.

I actually know JR Smith personally. We’re not great friends, we just lived in the same building for awhile.

“OK, let’s throw it over to Akron!”

I dont get this “too drunk to rape” logic anyway. If I get wasted, get behind the wheel of a car, and kill someone it doesn’t stop being a crime because I was drunk, it just becomes negligence. I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat it now. Irresponsible drinking does not absolve you of responsibility for your actions.

Also, your cops like to shoot innocent poor people.

Since when did Lawler start dating older women?

He also wasted no time in having Shaq as a teammate and Phil as a coach.

I don’t want someone to spit their coffee out, but this is literally how I read it:

OK, I guess I'll just come right out and explain the joke, since you're pretending to have the reading comprehension and critical reasoning faculties of a fish stick.