Am I crazy, or did that pitch hit the catcher's glove? Seemed like a passed ball to me.

David Ortiz would have been yelling at the official scorer for not giving him three RBI.

[is glad party is over]

Dumb men don't know that you shouldn't go anywhere near a pool when you're on your cycle.

Flooded it.

No, you don't get it. In "encouraging the fatty who is doing such a good job," you are being super condescending, though you think you are being helpful. You're demonstrating a "look at the zoo animal" mentality. People just want to exercise in peace, to not attract any attention. Fat people want to go to the gym…

How delightfully patronizing of you.

Please please please stand up for the rapist*. Stand up for the man who stomped on the face of an unconscious man. Stand up for the man for has caused multiple accidents from being drunk behind the wheel. Stand up for the man who has never been held accountable for any of this. Stand up for the man who has never once…

Sounds like she's good with her hands and her distribution is good too.

Considering how relaxed he looks in those pictures, I sort of wonder how he even got that stress fracture in the first place.

While both players quickly made names for themselves, it took the orange traffic cones a little longer. In fact, it wasn't until they held Yi Jianlian scoreless in a 2007 pre-draft workout that anyone started to take notice.

Fenomenal comment

Of course there are mens' warehouses. That's just what they call the easily-expendable laborers' living areas.

This starts off a lot like a letter to my dad.

"Of course it was fair... if it hadn't been so, we would have held its passport for safety, provided it with a free bunk-share, and assigned it to work as a servant or laborer, with the other dark ones."

Sammy Sosa: [signs bat, gives it to heckler]

I'm not really sure where I stand on all this, Tim.

See, I was once an influential music critic for a small music blog when I was a student in Ann Arbor, and what I'm sure you don't realize is that it's actually a precision-driven and competitive world, assessing culture and framing people's opinions. I nearly came…

He said the crowd around him were chuckling the entire time.

Loud drunk guy claims everyone was laughing with him? Go figure. And how could you not laugh at those hilarious examples?

Yes, it's almost as though my comment was precisely engineered to highlight the hypocrisy of those who earnestly abide by the positions therein. Almost.