Lucy Li, just 11 years old and still in sixth grade

This is borderline child abuse. There's absolutely no reason to expose your kid to this stuff so early. I bet this kid is going to need years of therapy after going through this. Some things you just aren't ready to do at age 11, and going to North Carolina is one of them.

Here in AMERICA, she's called "Lucy 51".

Worth noting: The models for all three jerseys are more viable NBA players than Bismack Biyombo.

"I'm talking about you, LeBron."

Was he there? Was he supposed to be?

Criss Angel: [scoffing] Amateur.

Tim Raines used to call that slide "The Vial Preserver"

Jayson Werth will go into the record books as the first MLBer to come up short on Jose Altuve.

Martin's only obstruction was having his foot on the plate to complete the out.

Why do I get the feeling that Jason Whitlock was on the phones with the umpires from New York?

Abby/ie/i: [puts on American flag tank] "These colors don't run."

It's only a matter of time before one of these celebrations turns ugly and someone gets Powerade in their mouth.

Ferris, is that you?

The best way to compare no-hitters is in the walk and hit categories

The biggest surprise to me is that it took this long. Dude's been so incredibly dominant that it's hard to believe that this is his first real milestone game. Good job to him. Nobody deserves it more.

She was game to do it in the first place. And, she got tackled before she reached the infield. So no one can accuse her of having sand in her vagina.

she didn't even require 50,000 retweets to follow through with it!

If you don't think that Obama is personally responsible for the decision involving the US Patent and Trademarks Office, as well as ESPN's broadcasting choices, and also Benghazi, then I think you are underestimating the superhuman powers that the far right seem to have ascribed to him.

The French in 2002 was the most shocking, I think, but Spain will be in people's memories for a long time, not just for the fact that they didn't get out of the group but by how lopsided it was. So far Spain have a -6 goal differential, and a third of that came from their game against Chile. The weirdest thing is…

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