The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

the tumor is benign.

“Whatever who decides to do, we’ve had great years together.”

One of the foursomes used to be a fivesome. 

“The NFL rule forbids players from sitting or kneeling if they are on the field or sidelines during the national anthem, but allows them to take a knee if they’re attempting to catch a ball that Ryan Tannehill has bounced ten fucking yards in front of them.”

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

No child left behind. Except for the ones that should’ve been dropped off at the pool, instead.

To answer the eternal fanboy question: Greedo shot first. But only because Russell wasn’t there.

+1 (hi, pal)

I’m sure there’s a couple Mavericks employees who could describe, in incredibly graphic detail, exactly what Noel did to himself.

Holly Holm once knocked her into next week and she certainly doesn’t want to experience that again.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

I’d love to see them go at it again. But as we’ve learned, when it comes to Chris Paul, there’s almost never a round two.

That’s great. +1

And with that, Jalen Ramsey became the first player to actively try to get into the Bengals locker room.

“Put the hole in the bag, man. Every time.”

Ha!

It seems fitting that when Boswell was booted, he sailed wide right.

Ha!