Well, she certainly appears to be properly inflated.

Later, his coaching staff got in the act by laying an egg of their own.

In a year dominated by Adrian Peterson stories, it was probably fitting that the season ended with a collective fan base getting hit in the nuts with a stick.

The weirdest part about the play, and the result, was that it made it seem like God wasn't even watching the game.

"You hear that word, you've got to walk out of the room," Garsh said. "Distance yourself."

Fantastic. +1

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Ha!

Smart to use the Bears' equipment manager. He's well versed in footballs ending up in the wrong hands.

Yes!

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Hey, stranger. +1

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Welker: [becomes concerned that the Seahawks will, in turn, target him after his multiple concussions]

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Yep. +1

Ford: [frantically checks James' 2003 draft projection]

As usual, Sherman was just blowing a lot of hot air. Thankfully, the Patriots' footballs were nowhere near the conference room at the time.

He just figured if he saw three Johnny Manziels, maybe one of them could complete a fucking pass to him.

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