And here I thought jump shots were Jennings' Achilles.

Asked if he intended to hit Shaq that hard, Dennis III pleaded the V.

Andy Dalton: "I still can't believe I'm here. I mean, the Pro Bowl? Me?! It's crazy. Wait, what was the question again? Oh yeah, Beast Mode. He's super good. In fact, I bet he'd be here too if he wasn't in the Super Bowl. 'He'd be here too'. That sounds insane. I'm at the Pro Bowl. Me! Andy Dalton!"

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+1

Oh, now the Ravens have a problem with their players smacking a bitch.

So good. +1

This seems late. The Redskins were removed from the playoff picture way back in November.

That's good. +1

Apparently, he masked the pain by taking 35 shots a night.

I'm guessing it was a video of the NCAA totally fucking the Penn State situation.

If this works and Bostonians can somehow keep from denigrating the Olympics, maybe the city should come up with another agreement regarding what they can say about black people.

+1

I like having you around. +1

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

"The NFL turned to sixth alternate Joe Flacco, but he declined because his wife is expecting their third child."

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+1

You win. +1

God throwing interceptions is not a huge stretch. This is the same guy who locked in on The Virgin Mary and never even looked at another receiver.