I like this.

Yes! +1

Brandon Bostick only wishes he'd thought of blocking someone, too.

Hehe.

The 1929 stock market watched the end of the game and was like, "Now that was a fucking collapse."

Antoinette Bannister: 1.4 PPG, 0.7 RPG, 18.9% APR.

Clearly, he's uncomfortable covering distances longer than a yard or two.

Cleveland may be a shitty place to work, but the joke is on him, because most of its residents are unemployed.

+1

Ouch.

Fox News analyst Sarah Palin addressed the role of television in the low attendance projections by claiming, "I can see it from my house."

1. Are you a fan of the New England Patriots? Yes __ No __

+1

Yikes. +1

Nice.

Hehe.

Carr: [sees headline about the Raiders hiring Jack Del Rio]

The bigger shock would've been if Long actually blocked someone.

Ha!