The only weird part is that the person throwing money at a Duck wasn't Phil Knight.

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Ha!

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

As a member of the Jets, he's quite familiar with relatively minor offenses.

Snyder: There's only 0.2 seconds left. That's not enough time to catch the ball and shoot. Dig it.

That's great.

This clearly set the tone for people in Matthew Stafford jerseys getting fucked.

Ha!

They're lucky it wasn't worse. When black is used that much in a police report, someone usually ends up dead.

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Those Xs were actually supposed to go over his eyes as a tribute to the New York Knicks.

Jesus. +1

In conjunction with the announcement, the Hall of Very Good released a statement of their own, asking if they could please be left out of this, for once.

I'd suggest he enter a 12-step program, but he's already shown he's hopeless when it comes to going through progressions.

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Speaking of people who don't even bother to survey the situation before passing, the Jets also need a quarterback.

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I can't wait for a similar tribute to Chris Berman.