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"What do you expect when you come to Dallas?" Lions safety Glover Quin said.

• She just realized she's condemned herself to a lifetime of saying THE Ohio State University, which simply can't be done without sounding like a complete asshole.

But...if they ban the head of security from the stadium, how are people supposed to feel safe and unthreatened?

Wow. +1

From the looks of it, most of his shots will be of insulin.

Wow. +1

On the plus side, he totally completed the trifecta.

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Seems fitting that his retirement also sailed over the heads of his receivers.

Gibson: "Just don't want my dog to say anything wrong."

Murray: Questionable (Penis)

Of course it was Carmelo keeping him from throwing another punch. God forbid somebody else take a shot, for once.

At least he can commiserate with Morris Claiborne. That poor guy has been torched repeatedly.

Ha!

As with most Josh Smith releases, it clanged off the back iron and flew out of bounds.

"You got to make sure you get enough return on your investment."

Vick said Winston will be ready to take over within a year. But he meant 7 years. Vick makes this mistake all the time.

After the game, a victorious Blake Bortles threw his jersey into the crowd. There were no further incidents.

Wow. +1