This is what I think of anytime I hear or read the term “Van Life.”

I double dog dare you to shine a UV light in the trunk of any black Volga.

Bad news for that Bea Arthur fan, among others...

BINGO!

At this point I wouldn’t even rent a Nissan, let alone purchase one. Crap inventory, huge markups, and a long string of recent recalls...  Pass.

I agree with all of this.

Un-fucking-believable.

Putting aside which team or driver won whichever race or championship, or which driver drove what speed when, or received which penalty... ignoring all of that:

And this year’s Barney Fife Award goes to.....

The Rohlexx of electric sports cars.

This is my surprised face:

Unfortunately you are probably not far from the truth there.

Literally SECONDS of Googling tells you what the thing is and what it does:

Millennial?

Headline should read more like this:

An automotive start up, no less.

Seriously. If you fancy yourself an “automotive writer” (even if only for a semi-serious, tongue-in-cheek website) then some level of familiarity with quirky automotive icons has to be expected. The Dymaxion Car, the Stout Scarab, the Anatarctic Snow Cruiser, or the AMC Gremlin Levi Edition, for example. I’m not…