Minardi, Renault, McLaren, Renault, Ferrari, McLaren, Alpine (cough-Renault-cough) , and now Aston Martin (Racing Point, Force India, Spyker, Midland, Jordan, Whatever)

That perfectly shiny, 3-foot-deep, Rosso Corsa paint job ain’t likely to be original.  Definitely better-than-new.  But still hot.

Old, outdated, and ugly, but... well maintained, fully functional, and reasonably priced. Especially compared to modern options. I’d say it’s a nice price.

A rendering of it without the camo wrap:

A user named Varryx posted a Fiorano test video that gives a better idea of the shape and size.

Ha! Nope. Definitely didn’t say that.

The Verstappens are trash, the Piquets are trash...

Yes, you are exactly right.

My family’s history seems to align with the AI’s conclusion.

Some form of standardized, or....semi universal...commonly agreed upon.... hard mounting point(s) for rack mounting. 

Daughters reached for comment:

Any VW “Clean Diesel” made between 2009 and 2015.

That was more of an assassination than a flop.

Their mothers are hamsters, and their father’s smelled of elderberries.

Wait....TVR?

What in the hell is happening here?