That’s a super rad sweet ass crotch rocket.  That purple and blue must have been like...an extra $2400.  Each.

I just cannot get on board with open shelving. My kitchen would look like a freakin’ Missouri roadside antique mall. (sans NASCAR models)

I just cannot get on board with open shelving. My kitchen would look like a freakin’ Missouri roadside antique mall.…

100% confirmed FACT.

Yeah...the Knight Rider 2008 car never really recovered its reputation after that Cars & Coffee incident back in 09.

In the wise words of Joey Essex:

FIA tryin’ to slam trunks:

Yeah, I dig the new one, too.

Looks like a GTA-V mashup.  Perhaps a Pegassi.

Both the ad and the car scream:

Fixed it for you.

Maybe not even that much.

Physically and aesthetically this thing looks amazing. Especially for being neglected for 20 years. Even the engine bay looks pretty genuinely clean. (not just a photo shoot spit-&-polish) It certainly wasn’t stored in a leaky garage somewhere in Maine. That may be pretty auspicious in terms of mechanical surprises.

F1 goes through these periods where things get....fucking stupid. This latest one being caused by it’s headlong dive into pandering to reality tv and social media.

What’s the over/under on how long it takes before there’s an accidental beheading?

This goes beyond “First World Problems”.

Yup, that is definitely......an thing.