Ran when parked.

With a 2.25 ton curb weight, and the future of the company depending upon it...yeah, Gravity seems an appropriate name.

Pffff...

It no longer matters that Trump and his cabinet have the debating skills of Brick Tamland: they’ll just make a bunch of angry grunting sounds and their moronic masses will just say “ d E r P, YEAH!” and cheer them on.

Jaguar marketing and design teams:

For me, this one hits the pipe and falls asleep in a particularly ripe restaurant back alley.

The only black cars I see in Maine are the unmarked Staties.

Cool, but...

Cyber-Robo-Optimus? Goddamnit...what an infuriating man-child. I can picture him playing with his vintage transformers on his desk and Colonel Sanders barges in.

This is what his expression makes me see in my mind.

I would very happily take all of those chairs, the transformers, the aluminum extrusions, and a few of the height adjustable desks.  I won’t even charge them.

Nah.

Irish that dislike the English? So these kids were obviously NOT Protestant Loyalists.

I’d argue that the 348 is like a shit sandwich made with really tasty bread.

348s have just a few too many little niggly things about them. Aesthetically, and mechanically.

Hyundai’s marketing department could just say:

AMC Eagle wagon all the f-in’ way, man. Whooooo!