I whistled for a sub and when it came near

The Western Atlantic is where I will stay

WELL

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it

Drove his truck into town

It’s a boring answer, but it really is the Model T, and there’s really no contest. The entire landscape of the country and world was changed because of it, it irreversibly altered how cities were designed, essentially created the idea of the suburbs, and a million other things. Others cars have done more for pop…

I have the guilty pleasure of guffawing when sovcits squeal as they’re dragged out of their cars.

WERE part of F1 for many years.

“Racially insensitive.” No, that is a hell of a lot more than insensitive, that’s the whole kit and caboodle of straight up fuck-you level racism.

No. I don’t think they have to wonder. It’s more surprising that you think this is surprising. 

Boy, you must be fun to hang out with.

1. The Charger Guy bit is getting a bit wearisome when it veers into overtly sexist drivel. Maybe don’t include their responses to EVERY question.

It’s funny because I hope he fucking dies.

Seeing the editorial note “What in the name of ever-loving fuck is this thing?” on the Dymaxion car really sums up how far Jalopnik has fallen.

I think you meant Bugatti, not Bentley for the Type 57S Atlantique. :)

Was this designed by Joel Schumacher circa 1997? Because I freaking love it.

They had a destination. It was Virginia. Which is very much not Cape Cod. But winter seas (and maybe a lack of beer) made them stay in Massachusetts.

Mazepin talks as he races: There's a ton of spin and then in the end he misses the point.