No no no....you’re reading too much into things.

This kid is a 50 Caliber Douche Bag.

The song jokes: stahp.

Hmmm....

Chuck is a hoot. I’ve worked with him a fair amount over the last three years, and it’s a GD miracle anything ever got done because every single conversation would turn to cars if other people weren’t around to keep us on topic.

CITROËN: “No, it’s supposed to look like that.”

Yeah, I was all kinds of fired up yesterday.

The W Series? That’s about the stupidest fucking idea I’ve heard all day.

And here are the plans for the car’s crash structure:

“Upon Recount: 5 Passengers and 2 Locally Based American Ex-Pat Tour Guides Are Missing.” 

Sorry Mercedes.

Off-Roading when I was a kid meant getting out to lock the hubs so you could drive someplace without an existing road. Hence “Off Road”.

Oh, this should go well.

In other news: “Donald Trump Has Weird Hair” and “Poop Smells Bad”

I don’t recall a time when cars were not cool to me. It was just a given: cars = cool. In-store Matchbox displays are a very early memory, though.

Tesla critics this morning:

I second the Marmot Minimalist. For me it was a good balance of price and performance...perhaps leaning a little more toward performance.

I second the Marmot Minimalist. For me it was a good balance of price and performance...perhaps leaning a little…

“All the same...”

These bench-top dealies are fine and all, but they’re so damn small.

These bench-top dealies are fine and all, but they’re so damn small.