Like Blue Man Group dropped acid in a highlighter factory crime scene...

Can you even begin to imagine what the car has witnessed?

My grandfather died in his mid-seventies, looking about 150, and having not been able to move like that since the age of 25.

Fake McLaren? Who the hell would drive a fake McLaren?

What I read:

Well....it makes more sense to me than collecting Beanie Babies.

Fucking.

Yeah. Didn’t know.

Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Gulf livery and the new GT, but there’s something about this particular graphic layout that doesn’t sit right. I think it’s the sides of the fascia; they seem so much...bigger in orange.

The 993 is just...so damn good in so many ways.

It looks as if Syd Mead and Giorgietto Giugiaro got together over a few beers in Ingolstadt.

Alright, WTF is with the hazingly persistent and troll-like harping on this “Fancy Kristen” thing?

SVJ =

It makes me feel...slightly uncomfortable.

That was my first thought, too. Being a chronic east-coaster that has never set foot in “The City”(Eddie Izzard voice) I didn’t want to assume.

Is this some kind of Mopar Viral Marketing stunt? Because, uh....all I see in that still is Challenger, Charger, 300, RAM....

Dude had a perfectly clear line-of-sight to the stalled car ahead for at least 4 solid seconds and he freely admits to seeing the yellow flags, yet he fails to alter his speed or take any avoiding action?

Oi vey....by that point it was more of an Arretrato than an Avanti.

Since none of us mortals will ever get to drive it for reals, the question for BMW is this: