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OR it’s a Ranger Rover getting it together and quickly getting out of there, in reverse.

I definitely see this in the exurbs that actually care to attract more young families and professionals. It’s only a matter of time for my town to catch up, I’m just impatient.

I wish this were true in the ‘burb where I live...

Being cooler than their kids appears to be a common theme with Jalopnik writers’ moms.

I remember reading somewhere that the state tree of South Dakota is the telephone pole.

Well, shit.

I’m automatically cooler than 85 percent of Jalopnik’s staff

I got pulled over on my permit doing 50 in a 35 with my mom in the passenger seat of her ‘94 Sedan deVille. She had previously owned a Monte Carlo SS and Mustang.

Bryan already posted a pillow with Trump’s face on it.

If the price in pounds didn’t give away how British this advert is, the horrible looking pizza and those teeth sure as hell did.

Of the 10 or so people I’ve know who have either looked at or owned a Wrangler, only one of them actually did some offroady stuff to/with it. Everyone else either daily drove it to their office job and sold it after a year or never bought one after test driving it for the same reasons: they pretty much suck to drive.

Old Style is a wholly unremarkable beer

GAAAAAHHHHAAHAHA. A star for introducing me to this gif of a beer league looking dude in the NHL.

What’s with the sculpture of an egg in your garden, Kri$ten?

I had friends who went to ISU. Their only distinction - the nations largest college dormitory at one point.

Final assembly: Completely Unremarkable, Illinois

HA. Not a shove. He straight up held him down and gave him a shot with his free hand before even trying to take his stick back. Usually that sort of stuff happens out of sight of the cameras and ref, but this was blatant as hell. Doesn’t mean it mattered in terms of the injury or the cleanness of the play, it only

No one who buys a midsize pickup, especially a Wrangler pickup, does so with intentions of actually using the bed to HAUL things. They’ll be sometimes used for bags of mulch but more often used for Ikea furniture and camping gear. I own, for now, a Suzuki Equator quad cab and LOVE the truck but use the 5-foot bed all

1992 Geo Tracker. Black and red, 5-speed, rear wheel drive, and more rust than actual car.

Yeah. You know, ‘my daddy’.