My heart skipped a beat this morning when "Nice Price" was gone from the Jalop header, no good can come of this.

Only the bottom half.

Or... they have a relatively wealthy government that actually has an interest in helping the population and improving their quality of life. I suppose that does feel like a foreign concept these days...

Found

Yeah, with all the weirdness going on I’m pretty sure I’m gonna drop off my absentee ballot (CA, if it matters) at an IRL ballot box this year.

Well, there is your problem.

There are likely hundreds, maybe thousands, of instances. The masks aren’t about protecting the wearer.  They’re about the wearer keeping their goobers to themselves. 

Normal

Ran when barked.

PIA for the win...

PIA for the win...

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?

In their defense, the men’s team actually...oh sorry, I forgot, the men’s team has no defense.

The salaries, fuel and maintenance on the aircraft come out of the Canadian Armed Forces budget.  Transport Canada will conduct a flight safety investigation in conjunction with the FAA (as the pilot is American and I presume the pilot is as well) so is the pilot is found negligent, they will receive a charge.  If it…

Here you go. All the stars.

Ohmg. 

I believe this was mistranslated. In reality he said, “the IDTM was creepin’ round his back stair”

They were considering naming it “Bills,” but realized it would only target folding tables.

There is a soft wear update coming for that.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Edit 2: the Almora hug with female security guard was one of joy but very emotional. That female security guard is who gave my mom the update. She is 2nd row on the 3rd baseline.