Major penalties will be reviewable next season. It’s a lock.

Yes, but the money goes to companies who don’t have any emissions issues and they in turn use that for more sustainability and possibly more products. In the short-term, you’re right. In the long-term, it generates a business case for less emissions thereby making it sustainable without government subsidies. It’s a…

#IcyKnoll

When the headline popped up in my RSS Feed, I honestly thought the Washington Wizards were at a minor league hockey game for some reason...

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

It’s Australia, gravity brings things up, not down.

These sample letters have been widely ridiculed - they include offering to do repairs in lieu of rent and come with the recommendation that furloughed employees “consult with their personal attorney” prior to sending one out. In fact, OPM just claimed that they were posted to its official Twitter page “accidentally,”…

+1 Bills parking lot romance.

I tried to sign up and their verification process was unable to verify my identity. They asked me 4 questions about my credit history which I answered with 100% accuracy and it failed.

How do you use the vanilla?

In Russia, bus doesn't miss you.

The owners were fighting about whether or not to keep it until one of them said, “Can’t we all just get a lawn?”

Well, if it does...

I’m not gonna argue with you.... just retreat slowly and up your med dosage....

I don’t have to imagine, I’ve had sex.

my man married his (second) cousin so I’m guessing it rhymes with “spin fest”

Mine’s just temporary.

This might be the most impressive hidden ball trick since Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

I guess I needed to put the *sarcasm* tag....