I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

The Boy Scouts have been teaching this technique for at least 35 year.

Flashbacks from Boy Scouts Swimming Merit Badge right here.

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

I actually don’t blame him for this position.

1. Take the oil

Conversely, the Eve Appeal survey found that 70 per cent of women could correctly identify the foreskin, penis and testes, because the patriarchy.

What’s not to like?

I love that within one sentence he says there are people coming from Syria...we have no idea where they are coming from!!!!

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

When I got my first car, my own mam vandalised it with those decals, by making it look like I was a married lesbian with 7 cats named after the dwarves from snow white

Oh the Family Research Council doesn’t like him? I’m in.

Yeah those people be denied the ability to live off the state as a vegetable...the point is it is FAR cheaper to enfoce seatbelt usage than pay for the absolutely inevitable severe traumatic injuries.

The SUVs and trucks will hit between 50 to 52.6 mph average fuel economy, the government estimates.

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

That was such a nom sequitur.

But swimming pools, trampolines, and jungle gyms were designed for a purpose other than killing people. Why is this the first argument always made?? What kind of delusion would compel a person to argue that someone who owns a weapon that is specifically designed to fire an explosive projecticle at a being with the…

Replying to myself because I don’t want to take a troll and his ‘toxic masculinity’ (his words) out of the greys: yes, this is really a great moment to make your MRA point. What a sad life you must lead that you want to try and score right now, and on multiple posts no less. Bye sad man!

And lots of us have handled and shot them and carried them and would be happy as a clam with the abolishment of the second amendment.

She’d climb up chutes and slide down ladders.