That's good.

ZING!

FOG HORN PREGAME: Usually a couple beers and a fifth of bourbon. Christ, that rooster loves his bourbon. Every fucking game day it's the same thing: "I say – I say, it's made of corn, son!"

Every Rose Has Its Thorn Menithcuth

He's the DJ, I'm in the Crapper

Huh. I'm surprised he didn't try shooting his way out of trouble.

These are pretty bad, but have you seen the ghillie suit Popovich will be wearing? It's got brass buttons, for crying out loud.

Ugh, he's such a homer.

Ha!

Rep. Stockman was immediately signed by the Eagles, once Chip Kelly heard he was a shutdown defender.

Ha!

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

Heh.

Ha!

Heh.

Heh.

Oh, you have time to play Mr. Comment Man on the Deadsports, but you can't find 30 seconds to call me?

Hee hee.

Kudos to Michael for sending in this photo. In true NBA spirit, he's overlooking contact on a moving screen.

Heheh.