Ha!

My bachelor party was SEC-themed: lots of inappropriate contact followed by an early release.

Bynum: "… not 4… not 5… not 6… not 7…"

Heh.

Hee hee.

The rest of her essay can be read here, right alongside Cosmo's "sex position of the week."

Wait, which one is the pokémon?

Very nice.

Those aren't sunglasses — they're a set of custom lenses that filter out black people. He only takes them off for 48 minutes a night.

Ha!

Damn, that guy has hops! (All over his jersey, and some on his pants.)

Ha!

The center opening is referred to as the "Joe Arpaio," to honor the biggest A-hole in Arizona.

+1 Seller rating.

Good for management! Change has to come from the top. Because by the time it reaches the bottom, it's usually covered in glitter and body makeup.

You can have my serial commas when you pry them from my cold, dead, and withered hands.

Looks like the serial comma got demoted to Triple-A.

Just don't get me started on the time they poured me a Beck's in FUCKING ATLANTIC BLUE.

Well done.

This made me laugh.