pixelpusher
PixelPusher
pixelpusher

Farewell!

Yondon’t.

What if your bud tender happens to be wearing shorts to work?

Thank god they weren’t bulldogging.

Ugh, I can’t stand this guy’s shit-feeding grin.

did they cover the spread tho

As a fan of spectacular train wrecks, I counter-offer with this:

There is some sonic boom level whooshing going on up in here.

For instance, during the performance of “Greased Lightnin’,” above, Travolta not only refers to his race car as “a real pussy wagon,” he also exclaims “the chicks’ll cream!”

Once again, a returning veteran gets the shaft.

How has your career switch to goalpost-moving worked out?

Wow, a picture really does say a thousand words.

All of this drama aside, I still think he was a pretty shrewd draft pick for the Knicks.

I came here to say virtually the same thing, so I’ll amplify your comment instead.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

You can’t spell Kristaps Porzingis without GOINK.

Who’d have imagined NFL owners would be more effective than Kinja at shutting down idiotic burners?

I feel bad for them now, but something tells me Resurrection Christian will be back.

You’re not doing anything else right now, so watch this.

Well I’ll be damned – Sky Little was right.