There's a breakfast/lunch place near our house, and I don't think the menu has changed in the 10+ years we've been going there. Suffice it to say I know the "house style" for every dish I like to order. For a while they employed a weekday server I'll call Frizzy Hair. Frizzy Hair seemed nice enough at first, but had…

It's like Dadaist basketball!

Perhaps, though if they keep playing like this nobody will mistake them for du champs.

Guys, you've got this backwards. He's keeping the tires from rolling away, as their natural inclination is to flee from a tire fire.

Like the painting itself, Bud's suits are primarily canvas and acrylic.

In reverse, he's like the goose who laid the golden... nacho.

Feastbound and Clown

Black Nah-mba.

Does this mean you have to fire Burneko?

THANKS, OSAMA.

Albert, I was born a Lakers fan. I knew who Chick Hearn was before I knew who the President was. I remember Magic's rookie season. I still think of Byron Scott as "the new guy." My mom, to this day, still calls Bill Laimbeer "a nasty shit" and Danny Ainge "a whiny little punk."

Let's not overlook the real tragedy here: Andrew Bogut is likely to be blindsided by the counter-clockwise swirl.

If that's real, then she got ripped off. I suggest she contact the BBB.

Thanks for the giant red arrows, Matthew.

also one of my favorite expressions... via George Louis Costanza.

The sad part is that Stern can't even have a celebratory smoke afterward, due to the ban on fine Cuban cigars.

It is not intended to be all-inclusive.

LeBron James Salty Over Hard Foul

"Knicks Of The World, Untie!"

Ha!

That's good.