so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

I love going to Coyote Ugly in Panama City FL, it’s the only place in the South to get a taste of the only place in the Big Apple to get a taste of the South.

Dude, there’s 2700+ words before you even bring the prospect of advantage up! Some of us have jobs, you know.

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

I feel like Asians having the highest average earnings is from a smaller sample size being skewed by Emma Stone.

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

To clarify, “sitting” while playing for Thibs means Butler will only play 41 minutes tonight.

...and have made lifelong friendships

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

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Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I was so excited for them to walk into a bar and then it didn’t happen.

“Freddy. . . . Where’s Frederick Douglass? You gotta get up here, Freddy.”

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

I'm a defense attorney, so I usually think embarassment and mental anguish claims are BS, but that video is so funny and I have already watched it enough times to think he has a case for those damages.