That reminds me of a harrowing trip I took on Tony Romo Drive: it took me six minutes to get to the end, and you wouldn't believe the number of turnovers I saw in the last 60 feet.

"Great, all I need is more traffic violations. I already got tagged for going under 15."

Heh.

It's thought that the otter ... was either rabid or a mother protecting her pups

When she picks up her gun in London, she will be eight months pregnant.

Good on ya.

"See, this is just beautiful right here... watch how Kidd hits the post and avoids the turnover. You just can't teach that!"

Mo' Bat; Our Blues

Nice.

Masterful.

This obviously fell short of our editorial standards. [citation needed]

That's great.

Ferdinand never heard the words, and only found out about it after seeing the replay on YouTube.

Blue Fins

Jets officials have dubbed Sanchez's armed security crew "The Grand Chastity Belt" in recognition of its mission: to use a lot of steel to protect a big pussy from raging dicks.

Heh.

You do not want to be the wicketkeeper.

Since the revolution, the Egyptian pentathlon program has received very little funding

Nice.

"Rickey Henderson would definitely give that a +1."