Heh.

“Saddest Offseason Maneuver”

Very, very nice.

Let's all pray he comes back at a full 125%.

Boy, that lady with the handbag really has no idea how to play Hide the Sausage.

I actually think this would make a great rally car; it's got Hardened doors.

Haha!

Hawkblocked by Thieves!

Seriously. I mean... Keystone? Ugh.

the first person to hit a home run (over the wall) in a Congressional game

Heh.

"It’s Just All Made Up And Flagellant"

"I don't think it's not unreasonable to assume who did this & have done this in the past."

$42 million for a Cuban detector?! That's insane! How could it possibly tell the difference between a Cuban and a Domini– what's that? ... Oh. I see.

Pants down, man down.

Ah, nothing takes me back to that magical summer I crashed in Rod Beck's trailer like mullets and exposed springs.

Christ, do they even CALL hand ball fouls anymore?

Fantastic.

It alleges that Sandusky's abuse began "as far back as the 1970s"

Ha!