Hawk-Eye for Noise

Nice.

The worst part is that Ida Know saw the whole thing, but refuses to testify.

This is eerily reminiscent of the time Tim Duncan got caught in the middle of a throwdown between Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg. A piece of popcorn got lodged 99% of the way between his teeth.

Yes, please. The way the comments past the first 10 are bundled under the arrow into an "and the rest" dropdown menu really throws me off.

"What a disgrace. Trying to get off before the appropriate time shows a complete lack of character."

Heh.

I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief: Joe Amendola didn't die of a heart attack.

Haha!

"$1,000 for a weird ass T.V.? Fine, but I am absolutely not driving him home."

fit Lin in under the cap.

This is clearly a publicity stunt for his new line of guard rail hardware: Usain's Threaded Fasteners.

"Trust us, nobody wants to see waste bands at sporting events."

So typical for Canseco: leaving an organization worster than he found it.

Oh wow. +1

Pictured: dick joke, dick/joke.

This made me laugh.

Pictured: Alonzo, Mourning. Pat, Riled.

The internet said Wayne was banned, but that James Harden orchestrated it

Well done.