They must be envious of the success Sarah Jessica Parker is having with Dogfish Head Brewery.

Ha!

He's shortened up his follow-through too much for my taste. I just won't be satisfied until I see his long form.

Later, Kim Kardashian stopped by to show them what $7.8 million worth of buns looks like.

Laugh if you will, but his WARJ* value is off the charts.

A lot of people criticized the backcourt lineup Thomas proposed, but those ears really disrupt the passing lanes.

My favorite part is the tiny fondant Ozzie Guillen. Who knew you could craft a convincing Santeria ritual out of fudge and sprinkles?

Dwight's just been reading too much coverage of the unrest in Syria. He thought "a Stan down in hostilities" was a good thing.

Ha, nice.

The entire thing moves, just enough, to keep the heads bobbling all the time.

What a bunch of amateurs. If you want this party to be swinging, you gotta give the bunnies coke instead.

Ha! +1

The Legend of Gagger Vance

I guess I remembered the fable wrong — I always thought the lion got a prick in the paw.

I wouldn't buy tickets from the Knicks even if they came to me on Lin dead knee.

It is not known what happened to the Taco.

"Wait, you wanted me to talk about drawing a charge?"

Haha! (also, god damn you — you beat me to the punch.)

"Oy! You can have the golf balls, mate, but leave the cans of Foster's. They keep John Daly from eating my chickens."

That's nothing. Bill Laimbeer once committed three flagrant fouls while on the bench ordering a hot dog.