OH my god I did this and the other person turned round and said “you once told me you had a dream where I BLED TO DEATH”. I was the jerk in that situation. I was the problem. That was not how I had been remembering it.

Film length and gender - I would definitely need to pee if the running time is 3 hours, and I’d then be paying, essentially, to use a horrible toilet.

Her big break.

Read it again.

Yes. Assuming that leaving everyone alone would result in everyone having the same ‘liberty’ and options is deeply conservative thinking.

Can we please talk about Blake’s old nose?

What part is boring and annoying though? If it’s the people then get better friends that you like more, or make a bit more effort to engage in social situations.

Family weddings are usually worse because you can’t choose the people you hang around with but you know what? You don’t have to go.

yes exactly, which I think is what was missed in the review. It’s an anti meet cute. They have similar interests which is why their friendship works, they made constant references to liking all the same things and being in the same places. They would have eventually met on some day, at some point.

Oh! Clear from your defensive responses that you ARE fucking teenage boys you meet on the internet. Definitely skeevey.

We’re also supposed to find it funny because it’s NP-H and in real life he’s a GAY! Hahahilarious!

And even the first two series are un-re-watchable after that horrific final reveal.

NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE NOW.

I just kept clicking and adding things and logging in until it worked...

Normcore was a hoax though, remember?

I don’t do any of my s/o’s personal shit and everyone keeps telling me how LUCKY I am, because he cooks and shops and cleans.

I thought Pinkham’s law was that a commentator will always call the story fake?

Dear Ivanka,

Politics is not demagoguery.

And the time Chloe got some ballet scholarship and Maddie didn’t?

BECAUSE CHLOE CAN DANCE BETTER.

Only came here for this. Hair’s too nice. She would look like horrible shit. It’s upsetting that they glamorise it.

One problem is that this building was built in 1974 and regulations were different. The government keeps refusing to tighten up on regulations retrospectively and force improvements. The requirements are low.

I’m considering bringing back cat calling men with “HEEEYY MACHO!” like I learned from the Spice Girls.