I know a guy in NC who’s name is Ed... around here somehow that is three syllables.

The worst perpetrator of them all:

Don’t want your friends draining your data.
Buy an extra data plan for your car so that your friends can drain your data.

I always find it funny when one of the anti “Mom-mobile” crowd is driving a crossover.

Model bloat.

The trend that me modifying my car is illegal and protected by the DMCA.

Pumping fake engine noise into the cabin through the speakers.

PADDLE SHIFTERS. At least for cars that have no need for them. I get it in a performance car, but your Camry isn’t one, no matter how “grounded to the ground” it may be.

Did anyone say piped-in engine noises yet?

Headlights instead of fenders. Ahem**

Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum

Insanely high beltlines. All of the decades in advancement of safety, and this is what they come up with? I mean sure, more metal, more passive safety and all that jazz...But then you’re like driving around a bunker that you can’t see out of. So it’s like one step forward, two steps back.

Coupes that ARE NOT coupes. I don’t care what you call it, as long as it isn’t coupe.

How about stance?

Well, like you said, the JSW, through to its discontinuation, was based on the Mk.5 chassis, and even though it looked like a Mk.6 Golf after 2010, it did not get the Mk.6 chassis structural and assembly updates like the Mk.6 Golf hatchback did...so I can only compare to the Mk.5, and don’t know which improvements had…

4chan? Try classic Pepe le Pew cartoons.

1. Can you imagine the disaster that would ensue from a FCA/GM merger? (shudder)

4th gear: Good, now bring over a GTI wagon. As unpopular as wagons are these days, VW has managed to position itself as pretty much the only game in town if you want a wagon. Make ‘em good, and this could be the beginning of a revival.

Do Bron and Cheeup have southern accents by any chance? If so, you can totally call them Brian and Chip. That’s what they think you’re hearing :)

I have a chemistry teacher that hails from Texas and he gives us two hour lectures on the nook-you-luss of an atom. It's killing me.