The lack of emotional control needed to do something like this is more alarming to my eyes. The consequences of trying to kick someone off their motorcycle on a hot track or disabling their machine with others around are potentially fatal and go WAY beyond post-race hijinks typically seen in NASCAR.
Something the size of a squirrel? If it does, you’re doing it wrong. Unless it gets caught up in the spokes or the chain, far more likely will be the rider overreacting and causing the accident all by himself, either by braking too hard or swerving too far. Ya just gotta push through that shit.
Look I’m just here to take things too seriously and be an asshole and I’ll have no lip from you about it.
It’s also a joke, so there’s that.
Why not skip the body kit and just get the tune?
Agreed. Perhaps the baby objects to the written examinations that follow each book?
Tangentially related true story -
If your baby hates being read to, you’re doing it wrong.
I gave my mother a verbal gift directive for our daughter: no more stuff, unless it’s something that came out of her attic from my childhood. And if she simply MUST buy something, choose an experience over a material good. Like a trip to the movies or a zoo pass. We have the “groaning at the seams” situation with…
Not a picture book. A copy of Great Expectations or something that would have to sit in storage until high school.
I get that, and I figured the same thing, but also, like...make a phone call. Explain the reasons. Don’t make a list of demands in a formal, creepy email. Just be like “Aunt Ellen, I get it, you love buying the kid stuff, because its adorable, and he is adorable. We live in a two bedroom apartment though, so could you…
Aydn, Cayden, Jaden, Brayden, Bella, Emma.
Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it
Brandyn, Maddyson, AbbyGail, AnnaBella, Issybella. Something with a silent q.
“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”