(I still have no idea who Britt McHenry is, and I’ve looked into it.)

I am figuratively in shock by that

Anyone 'can' ride a motorcycle. Lots of people shouldn't. As a riding instructor, I have the awkward position of telling some people to 'get more practice on a bicycle' before coming back to class. Some mentalities are just incompatible with motorcycles, and I'm still learning how to customize my advice to those…

I am figuratively in shock by that.

My daughter will be getting a manual as a first car.. none of her friends will be able to drive it.. so essentially, it will be a non-issue.. I'm half considering getting one with a manual choke as well.. so none of them would be able to start it either even if they could drive stick.

Pink.

Why is its name so infuriatingly contrived and meaningless?

Why is it not blue

Ban this man (or woman) from China!

but.. but.. rust? Where? Where am I? Who are YOU!?! What have you done with this Forerunner? Where is the rust? WHERE IS THE GODAMN RUST!! I’ve been abducted haven’t I? I’m being interrogated or hypnotized or waterboarded or SOMETHING? WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!!!!!

Because I know someone will mention it: yes, the 3VZ had a reputation for head-gasket issues. This was a combination of crappy factory gaskets and the exhaust headers/manifolds heating said gaskets up too much. Dealing with the exhaust heat is kind of involved, but if you swap the head-gasket out with a quality…

I just spent ten minutes trying to get my automatic rental car started, and only succeeded when the nice Indian woman who was working in the office came out and told me how to do. It works both ways...

I want to drive one so bad. I know I’d be hopeless without coaching, but I just want to try it. In 20-30 years it will be something nobody has ever done.

Wasn’t taking a shot but ok, say something funny and see if I laugh at it.

Actually comes with the same hp as a Mazda Miata

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To the dude with this story. Let me share with you a piece of sage wisdom my Dad told me. He said, “Son, if you have to tell someone to stay away from your girl, then she is not your girl.”

If the PR team at Nissan had half a brain, they would have given you a 370Z coupe with Sport Pkg and 6spd manual to test. It's not a new car anymore but that's what PR teams do with a mid cycle refresh. I bought one new for under $30k out the door. The Internet should GUSH over that car. Super crisp steering loaded…

Wow, lots of Z hate here. I understand some of the criticism, but the biggest flaw in this review is testing a completely loaded model. I got mine with sports package at $28k. Tell me another car that offers similar performance at this price point?