Winter will suck for him, too, seeing all the other kids wearing earmuffs, while he has to wear chains.

So he's Scott Disick if he had never met and impregnated a Kardashian.

Exactly. Airtight containers are key. And I put flours, grains, and nuts in the freezer if I know I won't use them up in time.

I WANT.

LOVE.

Yes to almost every piece in this collection. I love it.

I'm a sexually active woman and, as far as I know, a man's stamina matters only when it comes to his penis and vaginal sex, because vaginal orgasms, for the most part, don't occur quickly for most women (or easily for some). But clitoral orgasms are easier to achieve. And things can get numb down there after a while,…

Exactly. I'm just going to assume he got the George Costanza tap on the shoulder.

Who wants an hour of oral sex? I'm upset just thinking about it.

I've only seen clips, but I find Helen Hunt's "Shall we get undressed?" so supremely irritating, it (temporarily) makes me not want to have sex, ever.

Ha!

Oh, I'm glad I'm not alone. I've sometimes wondered what it would be like if I came home and he was waiting for me in the bedroom with proof that I've been very, very bad...

Or with a ton more makeup. No one's skin is that matte. I want to moisturize just looking at it.

I admit, I think he's kind of hot.

I sure hope so.

Haha! Happy to hear that :-)

...I should have known. Though I feel like a fool, I must say well done, Amazing Alexander, sir. Well done.

Stop freaking me out! I'm injured and pretty much stuck at my house; if they come here, I'm screwed. The only other option is to join them; they'd have to spare us then! Come on, say it with me:

Interesting theory! But where's RBone? If Willy Wonka's behind this, why isn't RBone defending himself? Is he still scratching his head, wondering how the hell this all happened and feeling hopeless that no one will believe him? I don't know, but things are not looking good for him right now. And to make matters…

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