Check your mailbox, baby. There's a Tiffany box with your name on it.

Hahaha! Maybe the original commenter's tone was snarky and this guy's tone was ominous?

Maybe he's a comment kleptomaniac and couldn't resist. It had all the elements of the perfect crime, too: an unapproved commenter, early morning time, everyone else out, celebrating the big news -who would be here or sober enough to notice? Ah, but he didn't count on the pain-induced insomnia of a west-coast visitor!…

Yeah, what we need is a probationary period: Yes, fine, you can get married, but you better watch it. What is a right for us is a privilege for you, so you better not screw it up with your well-known promiscuity. It would be such a shame...

What happens between couples, gay or straight, after they get married is irrelevant; the point here is that everyone has the same opportunity to get married (and to get divorced, if they so choose.) Nobody gets to police the gays now or warn them, like they're children who finally got the toy they've been begging for…

Yeah, that's weird.

Oh, he was questioned, alright... by George Foreman!

Correction: that was Barry Zuckercorn (he's very good.)

Haha! Yes, especially that last part.. But unfortunately, you can't change or affect the opinions of the willfully ignorant. I wonder, though, if the birth certificate had never been released and it was somehow revealed that Obama was indeed born in Kenya, would it still matter after last night? (Ugh, probably yes...)

That was one of the best parts of a thoroughly outstanding speech, in my opinion. At the same time, though, I cringed at the thought of this and the statement that followed being used by the ignorant conspiracy theorists / birthers as "proof" / "secret admission" that Obama really is a Muslim, so they can justify…

He did mention that she calls Trig her "retarded baby."

@james_from_cambridge: His next invention could very well be the Al-Qaeda Douche.

I'll be brief: FUCK, FUCK my two-faced, sociopathic, manipulative, dishonest, betraying and cruel former boss, who took away a job I truly loved, a job that gave me a purpose and in which I was excelling, without a thank you or a goodbye, simply because I saw him with his mask off. This miserable experience is what…