I KNOW RIGHT? SO FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. my first pair of heels were BRIGHT purple satin pumps from a second hand store. i couldn't have been older than 9, and i was already in women's shoes.

Partly because the styles are dated now. Those haircuts were edgy at the time. Now it's all office lady hair.

1987! And I looked pretty much like these kids. I did pretty much every bad thing that could be done to hair. An article went around on FB about Worst Yearbook Photos Ever- I knew this girl!

I love how cool and nonchalant he is about how his dad hates the way he cuts his hair so he keeps cutting it that way.

also being a boss bitch when you're young is hard. i had some DOPE bell bottoms* that were very much like madonna's "holiday" outfit, and people gave me such shit for it. i was super sensitive at the time and now i'm all SORRY I WAS SO FLY YOU COULDN'T HANDLE ME

YES THIS IS MY LIFE.

That's always been me. Even in 4th grade, I bought "pedal pushers" because I was in to 50s fashion and the girls made fun of me for wearing "high waters;" six months later, "capris" were fashionable and no one remembered that I'd been wearing them first.

Eventually I just decided this is because I am amazing and it's…

That reminds me of a case where my paper covered a story on a local high school's broadcasting program and my staff noticed how so many of the photographed kids looked like something out of a 1979 yearbook.

Did anyone else make it to the end? The narrator walking behind the tree and emerging in a new outfit is the best part.

I think it plays out something like this:

I cannot second this hard enough (hah! See what I did there?) I mean, yeah, my dick is cool and all...but dear god why? I cannot think of a single reason I would ever send a dick pic. I mean, do we really need proof of life on this one? Is that, perhaps, the concern? Other males, let me help you. SHE ALREADY…

"it has never once in my entire life occurred to me to take a picture of my, err, circumstances, and just send it off into the internet like a ticking bomb waiting to be unwrapped"

Bully me, James Spader!!

The more arrogant look I could find:

As the recipient of dick pics from otherwise normal men: I don't know, man. I just don't know.

Sometimes I wonder if straight men are just kind of taking their relationship advice from the concept of sperm (keep throwing them into the void, one might hit the mark):

It's more like 80's Blond Bully.

I think it's a paraphilia. I mean, if he'd cut out the middleman and just flashed her in public, we'd call it a paraphilia.

Rick for POTUS 2024.