Who the fuck says this???

Please, PLEASE, stand up straight! FFS.

Wednesday is hump day after all...

JESUS CHRIST! I got the willies just reading that.

That was the filter for viewing the forums as an unregistered user, every 'bad' word became something else (i.e. fuck became 'gently caress' etc).

wut

That's what I keep trying to tell myself too! We did it early so he could get a visa - we'd been together for years and years, were already engaged and planning a wedding for 2015 when we were told by the lawyer: "If you're married, you'll just need to show your marriage certificate. If you're not, you'll need…

Hahaha we're in the exact same situation RE: planning a wedding/reception after eloping! It's so stressful I'm reminded why we eloped in the first place...

The nervous feeling! I was trying to explain it to my husband but what I came out with was 'it feels like your stomach dropping, but in an exciting way and it also makes me kind of want to cry'.

It sounds weird, but I have to say I'm not THAT thrilled about the prospect of the baby shit-filled nights stage. I am, however, totally psyched about showing my (future) kid awesome things once they get past being a flesh blob.

This is me (except I'm not on hormonal BC) but every time I see a kid or even when I look at my husband I'm like: 'BABIES. NOW.'

Hey, hey! It shows commitment.

Why does he talk like Yoda?

Thank you so much!

Jesus Christ.

Can you actually recommend any good yoga books (or even youtube videos) for beginners?

Super lovely in person too, apparently. I was so happy when I heard this.

This is EXACTLY what I thought!

Oh man, me too....

Just donate twice the price to a pro gay rights charity (that's what I did when I caved in and bought Jelly Belly beans.).