I looked out the window before I replied to this.

with very little jail time, would be my guess. i am thinking of this super critically and from a soulless PR perspective- if he had done that and gave statements to the press about gun reform and responsible gun usage? my god, he could have gotten a book deal out of the whole thing, and a ton of supporters and…

or if you're worried about something happening if you look out the window, just don't open the door. Say "I'm going to call the police (to help you or arrest you depending on the situation)." Shooting through a door into the unknown is never going to be the right option.

Welp, there is that Florida lady who shot blindly into the dark when she heard a noise while babysitting her grandchildren and shot her 7 year old grandson. No charges, not even child endangerment. I will never understand how she didn't get at least some sort of misdemeanor for that. Thank god the kid is expected to…

i bet this would have all gone WAY better if he plead guilty and ran with some SERIOUSLY remorseful PR right from the get go.

this needs to be the first thing anyone does in literally any instance. look out the window. just do it. just look out the window. water broke? look out the window. phonecall from unknown number? look out the window. dog needs water? look out the window.

The first rule of shooting someone in the face is don't change your story once you go to trial. I love how people think saying "it was an accident" will get them out of trouble like it does a 6 year old.

The window's reason for being is for you to look out into the world through it. Use it.

I would find it somewhat odd that juries feel the need to explain their verdict, if it wasn't for the fucked up interpretations of the verdict I have heard since moving to the Detroit area. While discussing the Ferguson case a new colleague told me straight-faced that they thought Wafer was found guilty because the…

What's even worse than not even trying to justify themselves is bringing charges against someone for having been abused by the police like the Ferguson police have done - charging a guy for bleeding on their uniforms after they beat him bloody. (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/… ) I mean, "resisting…

Listen, there's no mystery here - he obviously shot himself with his prehensile belly button, having stolen a police officer's gun (which he then returned after shooting himself). Happens all the time. I blame rap music.

If he was no angel, he could not have been Satan: QED

Really. The only way that shot himself in the back could be more obviously and offensively a lie would be if they said he had shot himself repeatedly in the back.

Yep, it is like the lie doesn't even need to make sense because OF COURSE they will get away with the murder.

On top of the whole "gunned down your loved one for racist power reasons", they decide to add "not even TRYING with the story just to rub your faces in it."

"Also, WTF why is it still ruled a suicide if it physically defies the laws of the universe"

He shot himself in the back without a gun! No wait, he shot himself in the chest without a gun, while his hands were cuffed behind his back! But no, he had a third arm we just didn't know what to do with because there are only two cuffs! No wait, he stole an officer's gun and held a white child hostage! Actually, he…

I just feel like this whole country is trolling me now. Unarmed black men beaten and killed in the streets and hundreds of racists donate money to the white cop perpetrator while also posting insanely racist messages, meanwhile white folks carry around assault rifles while they're shopping at WalMart completely…

For people like the WBC (who have no actual power and are all about provoking reactions) ignoring them pisses them off the most. I teach Hebrew school and a couple times the WBC showed up, as they are wont to do, to charmingly inform us that God hates kikes. Every single one of us, including kids as young as five,…

I learned that from the Duggars. Hey, maybe he wants his own reality show! Working title: I Fought the Law and My Balls Won.