How charming.

And that face is exactly representative of how seriously they take women, full stop.

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For some reason out of the corner of my eye the headline looked like, "Missing 74-year old woman fed mothman granola bars in the woods."

ONLY TO JOCK JAMS!!1!

The issue is when that standard is solely built around the idea that women are the ones who must be responsible for covering themselves because they create a problem for the men who see them.

I now know what the theme is for my next hipster fancy dress party - "Utah Teen Stud Life"

Metals of Honor and Purple Hearts are also really pretty, but they aren't something you throw on to look stylish. Buy some NA jewelry or beaded moccasins, but leave the awards of distinguishing behavior in combat to the people who earned them and their families.

I've always wanted to go to one dressed differently than I normally do, with different makeup and different hair and see what they come up with.

If you think this, then, by honest, sincere, logical extension, you must also think that every single world religion (whatever good may arise from the people or their beliefs) is also a repository of the worse collection of scams and scammers ever to enter into the consciousness of the human species

I know, right? In my head, completely monotone: I am truly shocked by these developments.

Any alcoholic will tell you that they definitely are.

When my mom was terminal, we ended up watching about 30 seconds of John Edwards (the medium, AKA: The Biggest Douche In the Universe according to South Park). She turned to me and said, "if you contact someone like that after I'm gone, I swear to God, I will haunt you forever." It wasn't that she believed they were…

I'm going dress real sluty if I ever go to Utah.