I'm so with you. We used to live in a loft-style house with 2 FLIGHTS of open stairs, and I can't count the number of nights I woke up terrified that the baby would find a way to fall through, despite heavy childproofing.

I never *got* GnR. I used to work at a Guitar Center, and this kid who worked there was like, "DID YOU KNOW THEY ADDED THE 'WHERE DO WE GO NOW' BECAUSE SWEET CHILD WAS TOO SHORT!?!" And I was like, "YEAH WELL I FIGURED BECAUSE THAT SONG SOUNDS HALF FINISHED AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST A SCALE MISSING A HALF-STEP OR SOME…

The problem with Kit Harrington's Jon Snow is not Kit Harrington. It is Jon Snow. He's annoying as fuck. I salute Kit Harrington for bringing this across so effectively that people apparently forgot or just plain don't know that Jon Snow is literally the worst thing about the GoT series. Just fucking die already.

Personally, I've never understood people who slutshame, and THEN ASK FOR IT. Like when I play videogames, and a guy will be like "lolusukdiks" to me. And then be like "Sooooo, you into nerdy dudes who live in their parents basement? Cause I want head."

Umm.. wat?

That last one is like Gary Oldman being the original Johnny Depp.

Mean Tweets is one of my favorite late night bits ever. Mean Tweets 6 is superior to 7, however.

I saw him on the street once and I actually went to avoid him because I thought he was someone asking for change.

I don't know if Andy Garcia has thought about himself that much.

Back when Gary was still married to Uma Thurman ("What?!?! I had no idea!"), I had the pleasure of making my acting debut in a big feature film in a scene where it was just Gary, me, and a third (unconscious) actor in an elevator.

He was one of my first adult man crushes when I was a teen girly-girl. I saw him in Sid and Nancy and FELL IN LOVE. He can't do anything wrong and he could still have control of my ladyparts if he chose.

Not quite the same thing, but I recently stumbled upon* real actors reading yelp reviews. It is one of the most amazing things I've seen. Please enjoy.

I feel like the David Blaine one was right on.

The Ethan Hawke one was SPOT ON.

This brings up a very, very important question: WHO THE FUCK HATES ANDY GARCIA? Of alllllll the celebrities in the world to nitpick and shit all over, this person picks Andy Freaking Garcia? I don't get it.

This was much funnier than I expected. It makes me feel bad for Kit Harrington, though, because every person who has shared this has called him Jon Snow but named everyone else with their actual names. Poor Jon Snow. Forever an outsider.

This is why this myth won't die, because people aren't satisfied with just saying it once, they say it over and over and over. So I'll say this again:

I can't hear about Billy Corgan without immediately flashing back to this:

Despite all your rage, they are still just some cats on a page

Yeah me too! I don't wear makeup anymore—haven't for about five years except for court appearances (when I was working)—and when I don't wear makeup (most of the time, in other words) I don't wash my face. I just let water hit it in the shower (I shower in the morning and at night—holdover from growing up in Miami).…

I believe you can actually, in the new version