Wait ... does that mean the notice I got from the Female Body Inspector was also a scam? DAMNIT.

Perfect.

That was one of my favorite things about 30 Rock-the amount of effort they put into their cutaways. That's a three second bit, yet they had a set, costumes, extras. Muy impressive.

SHE IS NOT JOSIE GROSSIE ANYMORE.

Bachelor Number 3. In the Study. With the Rope.

Gee, thanks for letting the women know ! I guess they were wrong about this the whole time.

I'm sorry, but every time I hear someone talk about how Mother's day is a manufactured piece of shit Hallmark holiday and OH MY GOD THEY WILL NOT BE A PART OF THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS....

Has she been on the record saying she thinks there isn't a conspiracy? It reminds me of how the victims of the July 7 London bombings are harassed and threatened because people think they are part of the "hoax."

Part of me wants to say it is trolling and opportunity.

like, as in a heavy metal music version of dolly parton, or a dolly parton cyborg made of metal?

both me and my wife agree. Dolly parton is a saint, and genius. We will love her to the grave and beyond.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

One of the saddest conversations I ever had was when a new mother told me that she named her son "London...like the state." It wasn't funny, it was heartbreaking.

I really wish parents had to go to these places before naming their precious newborn after it. Birmingham would not be the kid's name is this was policy. Brighton might be okay though.

Ugh, my uber-christian porn-clown/stripper cousin named her daughter London... her other children are named after a soap opera star, porn actor, biblical demon, and a tree.

I'll be keeping it old school with 'Londinium', thank you very much. #ROMAN4LYFE

The wingnut brigade is beginning to take a wonderful angle on this story. Insinuating that this is only a big deal because the victims are all girls. Just heard someone on Fox wonder out loud, "if these were boys would the world care?" Of course, he was "just saying."

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