I cannot get security clearance because a woman with my same name and birth date has three DWIs and for some reason, the feds can't discern between that Split Atom and me.

"While at the precinct, James was interrogated by defendant officers, who kept asking James to provide them with information concerning drugs and guns in his neighborhood "

Assuming you had POA from your father's death, you should have signed that shit, immediately filed and buried them in paperwork.

Yeah, it didn't come up in my most recent background check, so I'm hopefully okay? I also have a whole dossier of stuff proving I'm not her and she's not me.

I had a similar problem when I was in college, where I almost lost my scholarship because of an underage drinking violation...garnered by another student with the same name, while I was out of the country doing my semester abroad. They had this "We've ultimately decided to renew your scholarship, but we're very…

While black yes. It's illegal to be black actually.

I guess the NYPD really does believe that the sins of the father ought to visit his children in a completely unannounced and terrifying manner.

#myNYPD

It's not the fault of women that men are sexually assaulted by other men. Instead of whining and crying about something being focused on women why don't you go out and advocate for men who are victims of sexual assault?

My principal decided to schedule a huge parent-teacher-community gathering the night Friends was ending. He was a very approachable man who had originally hired me as a teacher and I joked with him that it was the finale of Friends and it was a BIG DEAL (I was also a little peeved that I had to miss the finale for…

"Idyllic crafting wank" is a beautiful way to describe Pinterest. Thank you.

As if I would give him such an unoriginal, conformist name as "Le Petit Comte!" I heard that someone once had a dream where they thought about naming their kid that. That's just way too popular for my taste. No. LPC's real name is

None of the kids in Tayvyn's class even touched one of his weird cupcakes, and they made fun of him all day - on his own birthday, no less! - for bringing them. Tayvyn went home and told his mom he hated her for not letting him eat normal food on special occasions; she just didn't put that part on Pinterest. And…

Maternal death nothing: PINTEREST-BASED COMPETITION HAS MADE BEING A MOTHER IN THE UNITED STATES UNBEARABLE!

It looks like the sartorial equivalent of a hernia. Ugh.

I like to think that they were all like... "white... does that mean a white suit? Shit... I'll get someone to Google it for me later." and then promptly forgot and wore a white thing.

Soooooooo good

Well, not only is that not the point, but women are 6x as likely to experience an incident of unwanted sexual contact according to the Pentagon's annual report (http://www.sapr.mil/public/docs/re…).

Yes they will. The commenters will simultaneously find a way to get mad at the female soldier for not saying no clearly enough and for being too mean to the commanding officer. But they're totally not sexist and HOW DARE you imply that they are!

...are you lost?